just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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