so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
apparently the secret to your success is patron
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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