How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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