But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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