I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I need a hoe opinion
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