is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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