fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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