Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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