Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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