i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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