they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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