Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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