Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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