Why are handjobs necessary in class?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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