i would punch a child for taco bell
Farmville is her only friend.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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