Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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