I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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