so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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