I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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