So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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