gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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