It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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