Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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