i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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