you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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