can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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