You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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