So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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