There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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