So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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