So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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