yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You don't make any sense
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