are you so shy because you have an std?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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