i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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