Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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