Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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