google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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