I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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