He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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