Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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