I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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