Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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