brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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