She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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