Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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