awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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