Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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