i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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