So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
