what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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