He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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