love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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