Swine flu. Run for my life!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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