I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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